Finding Nemo Leads To Livejournal
This Month’s Google Search Strings (so far):
| 1 | 1770 | 49.39% | finding nemo |
| 2 | 915 | 25.53% | fucking |
| 3 | 113 | 3.15% | cleaning |
| 4 | 30 | 0.84% | %22finding nemo%22 |
| 5 | 28 | 0.78% | finding nemo pictures |
And this is what happens when you let children on the internet. They boost searches for Finding Nemo crap to twice the level of searches for more respectable topics. I only have one entry mentioning Finding Nemo as far as I recall, which is this one.
Okay, kids, you want some Finding Nemo pictures? Here are a couple.
---begin lawyer bait---
---end lawyer bait---
Go away. There’s no point in you rugrats being redirected to my blog by Google because you won’t ever read it and I wouldn’t care if you did. It’s just some guy ranting on about Bush and gadgets and penguins and how there’s nothing on TV. No, I don’t care if you like penguins. Go away, or I’ll call your parents and they’ll lock you in a closet because they hate you and you deserve it. They’re not even your real parents!
Why not get off the net for a couple of years until you feel the need to get your own Livejournal? Then you can piss me off in a whole new way by posting your AOLiterate shite all over communities that I like, and fuck up the servers for everyone else because you insist on having ten free usernames to post song lyrics under, all being _xstarkittyx_.
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killhamster Said,
April 14, 2004 @ 12:30 pm
yes, bring me more fresh meat to taunt on LJ!
fridgemagnet Said,
April 14, 2004 @ 1:11 pm
Meat-taunter.
Enigma Said,
April 14, 2004 @ 2:49 pm
lol…you are so f’n ill. i love it. next time i see u on the street, and i have seen you, i may just kiss you.
Gordon Said,
April 15, 2004 @ 9:55 am
I’m toying with accusing you of not being very mature. But I fear that is kinda the point right…
What if the kiddies DO come here. Nice message they’ll get.
Sheesh!
Uncivil Servant Said,
April 21, 2004 @ 4:41 am
May I present Bill Hick’s English heir? Keep up the rants.