It might be good if WordPress does reduce my Google ranking because I am getting fucking annoyed by spammers. It’s ironic that, although I manage to get very little spam by email through a combination of Spamassassin and Apple heuristic mail filtering, I get at least half a dozen spams a day through my filter. And half of them are on Pine Tree On Top Of A Bloody Water Tower, as I mentioned before.
I’m getting really, really sick of incest porn, phentermine, home improvement, everything.
First of all, if you buy diet drugs you are a moron. Diet drugs will not make you thin. Well, they will, for a short period of time, but you will get fat again when you stop taking them, or the hospital stops you taking them after you come in with your first hypertensive crisis or infarction, or the police take them away from you after you try to shoot somebody for stealing your parking space because you are fucked up on stimulants.
If you buy diet drugs online you are obviously still a moron. If you buy diet drugs online from spammers you are not only even more of a moron, because you will get ripped off, but also a traitor to the human race and deserving of a nice public show trial and a bullet in the back of the head.
The same, for different reasons, applies to people who buy penis enlargement pills. For fuck’s sake. I can barely believe that there are people who are so pathetic as to have hung onto their teenage insecurities, as well as so stupid as to actually believe any of this shit could work. I know, I know, people are stupid, but… really. Show trials for you too. We’re going to have to have a large courtroom here. Oh yeah, I don’t care if you want to buy vyahgrah either. It works, but I don’t see why I should be spammed because you think you need an eight-hour hard-on.
Debt consolidation. Morons. If you’re in debt and you can’t get out, either find some way of earning more money, find some way of spending less money, campaign for a fairer distribution of wealth in society or just go out and fucking rob someone for all I care. Don’t go to some bloody “consolidation” company and pretend that simple principles of economics will magically stop applying to you. How, exactly, do you think you are going to end up not paying back your loans? Oh, and these people spam my voicemail as well, which makes them even worse. At least nobody calls me up with fake messages pretending I called them to order some v1*gra.
I’m not going into the porn thing because it’s just going to attract even more spam. Garage doors, though. No, really, I got spam for a home improvement website. What? Are they the new printer cartridges?
It’s all very well to blame the spammers, and they are indeed cunts, but if you people weren’t such fucking idiots they wouldn’t exist. It’s not even as if it’s something subtle, like the negative social effects of buying things at Wal*mart. No, it’s really, really simple. You buy fake products from people online to perpetuate your problems and they not only rip you off, they bother everyone else on the off-chance that we, too, are as fucking idiotic as you.
Just stop it now.
I think I might start charging for advertising space, as seen elsewhere. $500 a link for URLs not related to the content of the post, by posting a comment you agree to my final decision on what links are unrelated, no guarantee that the links will remain at all, that sort of thing. At least I can have a bit of email banter.