Cleaning The Fucking Kitchen

I got rather annoyed on 28/9/01 while doing all the washing up that was mouldering in the sink. What really got me was the pan of rice that was sitting there, half-dissolved. So I wrote these web pages.

This is just the front page - there is more you know. Click here to continue

Hasn't something changed?

If you've heard about this from elsewhere or have been here before, you may remember that it used to be called something else. But it isn't any more. In fact, it had a mock-up of a cover based on one of the "For Dummies" books, but that's not here any more either.

I think you can guess what the reason was. It was lawyers. Read the emails concerned.

About the kitchen

Check the Kitchen FAQ for those difficult questions, and updates on the state of affairs round here. (You may want to read the whole thing first.)