Web Toys
Here's a listing of all of the various web toys and scripts that I've written, or at least the ones that I can remember. This list isn't auto-updating, at the moment, anyway, so might not be entirely accurate, particularly as I've scattered programs around my site insanely over the years. Yes, it's been years.
- Fridgemagnet's List Of Zombie Words (16 October 2005)
- Shouty Vole (19 September 2005) - um, see this and maybe this
- Make a sign with Ed Matts and Ann Widdecombe (13 April 2005) - a briefly-relevant satirical piece of image PHP.
- Intermission (13 Mar 2005) - for when things just get a little too infuriating.
- The F2B Puppet Show (16 Dec 2004) - a thing for a bunch of daft message board people.
- The Boiled Egg Game (29 Nov 2004) - no, it doesn't make any sense.
- The Only Political Quiz That Matters (7 October 2004) - asks the only important question.
- The Bush Press Conference Response Generator (14 April 2004) - pretty much what it says on the tin. Puts together soundbites so you don't have to! This is a popular one, and I think it's one of my best. Read the entry about the speech itself, or the one announcing the generator.
- The Self-Obsessed LJ Post Generator (2 April 2004) - for when you just can't be bothered writing your own whiny livejournal entries (LJ entry)
- Automated Word Messer (16 September 2003) - this one jumbles letters within words, testing a theory that was going around at the time (blog entry)
- The Iraq Debt Recovery Service (9 Aug 2003). It's satire.
- Sushi generator (28 July 2003) - display a random piece of sushi. Not terribly fun to be fair. (blog entry)
- rageMachineGo (11 July 2003) - bit of a specialised one this. Really an affectionate satire on some posts by someone known as Rage on Barbelith, also known as
acidexia - Stalkers Online (5 October 2005) - what it says. Got into b3ta.
- The Ninjapiratecountagedevice - another Barbelith-based one, but basically it's an "are you a ninja or a pirate?" survey.
- The Football-Shit Convertor (2 June 2002) - Translate any football-related page into what it should really say. Written during the World Cup I believe, or some Euro thing, or some other occasion when I hated football.
- Promotion generator (August 2001) - the second toy. Yes, this was what my site design used to look like.
- Love letter generator (August 2001) - this was one of the first toys I ever wrote, when I was still learning Javascript.
- The famous Cleaning The Fucking Kitchen For Dummies. It was unusual at the time, but nowadays rants like this are everywhere. Still, it means I get a lot of links from old dead pages which mean I get good Google ranking.
If you can remember any others, and I'm sure there are a couple, please please let me know and I'll add them.
If you like these you may want to take a look at the Products category, which includes other things I have done, including the ever-popular Cleaning The Fucking Kitchen For Dummies.
