The Bush Press Conference Response Generator

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By fridgemagnet 2004/04/14.

Blog entry announcing this page (suitable for leaving comments on), LJ entry about the speech, the full toys menu.
Thanks to the White House for the source material.

Send me mail about this page if you like. I may post it up for others to laugh at, if it's rude.

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Addendum (2004/04/15)

The White House would like you to know that the reference made by President Bush to "50 tons of mustard gas in a turkey farm" is not strictly accurate.

  1. The actual amount found was 23.6 metric tons;
  2. it was the total found all over Libya rather than in one location;
  3. what was found in a turkey farm was actually unfilled chemical munitions, rather than mustard gas.

Light From An Empty Fridge is happy to provide this correction.

Another addendum (2005/07/02)

Hello, readers of SFGate.com! As you can see this is a relatively old page but nothing much has changed in Mr Bush's rhetorical style. It's great when you don't have to edit satire to keep up to date with current affairs, saves a lot of time.

In case you're wondering what the rest of this site is, well, it's mostly a blog about politics, technology and penguins. I've recently moved back to the UK from the US so a lot of the political stuff is UK-related. As far as static content goes I have some other stupid web toys, and... well, there's a contents page that you can look at which is better than me listing everything here.